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Allison Dubois: A psychic with a bad memory. Go figure.
Allison Dubois: Psychic with a bad sense of time.
Joe Dubois:
Do you remember where you live?
Allison Dubois: Hmm, I'm seeing a house. I'm seeing a
guy in his underwear. I'm seeing lots of dishes in the sink.
Joe Dubois:
It's amazing how you do that.
Allison Dubois: How can you say that?
Joe Dubois:
I move my lips, I
push out air. There's nothing to it.
Bridgette Dubois: Don't let her chop my head off!
Joe Dubois:
Chop your head off?
[to Allison]
Joe Dubois:
You bringing your work home with you again?
Allison Dubois: Ow!
[pulls a portable phone out of couch cushions]
Joe Dubois:
Wow. You one of those people who can talk out of their ass?
Allison Dubois: It's not funny.
Joe Dubois:
It's kind of funny.
[Allison is
annoyed about having to clean the house before her birthday party]
Joe Dubois:
Aren't you going to get that?
Allison Dubois: Why? It's one of the wicked stepsisters
calling to say she's coming to the ball, but she wants me to stop and clean her
fireplace.
[Joe and
Ariel are both trying to talk to Allison at once]
Ariel Dubois: This is completely unfair! I had her first,
Dad.
Joe Dubois:
No, point in fact, I had her first or else you wouldn't be here.
Joe Dubois:
Ever since you made the decision not to go to law school, to go to work for the
D.A. as a consultant, I don't know, you seem kinda…
Allison Dubois: Bitchy? Cranky? Pissed off?
Joe Dubois:
You can read minds.
Joe Dubois: Call Maury Povich - tell him I'm ready for my close-up.
Allison Dubois: He looks pretty good, don't you think?
Joe Dubois:
For a functional alcoholic - absolutely. You know he's still out there drinking
by himself?
Allison Dubois: Wow, who died and appointed you the
mayor of Funville?
[Allison is
hunting for her keys]
Joe Dubois:
Keys? I would think even to get a psychic learner's permit you'd have to be able
to find a lost set of...
Allison Dubois: [holding them] Keys?
Allison Dubois: It's
9:00. How am I
supposed to know you're OK? How do I know you're not lying dead somewhere?
Joe Dubois:
If something had happened, somebody would've called. If I were dead, who are we
kidding, you'd be the first to know.
Allison Dubois: I just had a weird dream...
Joe Dubois:
Of course you did. It's a day ending in "Y".