To 'The Place of Lost' , the approved fanlisting for the hilarious filmette
the Blair Thumb by
Steve Oedekerk. So you love this film? Do you
quote it endlessly? Do you wish you knew Thumby? Then this fanlisting is for
Never heard of a fanlisting before though? Well, A fanlisting is a place for all
the fans of a particular show, movie, actor, actress, singer, etc. to come
together and build the biggest listing of people all around the world who are
fans of that subject. Now this fanlisting is for all those that love Jish,
Stressy and Vic. You do not have to have a website to join, you don't
even have to have an email address, you just have to be a fan.
[about] Blair Thumb is what exactly?
[rules] There are a couple.
[join] Declare your adoration
[codes] Self explanatory
[members] Join Stressy, Vic
and Jish for a hike
[extras] Then get lost
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Last updated: February 14th, 2010
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You thieve, I will send The Blair Thumb after you and you may get broken
up...little bit. If you're lucky it will be after a pre-death jam.
But if you want help or want to say hi or mention a boo boo, please contact me.
Online since: May 30th, 2005
Want to be one? Just
me a line.
Welcome to The Place of Lost, the
approved fanlisting for the Blair Thumb.
Lost, stupid, and really, really scared, Stressy turns
the camera on herself and whimpers, "I don't know where this snot is coming from
because I don't have a nose." Well no, she doesn't, because she's the star of
Steve Oedekerk's surreal all-thumbs parody of The Blair Witch Project.
Three camera-wielding digits get lost in the forest, fight off a shark attack in
their tent ("It could have been a deer ," Stressy hopefully offers), and
relentlessly film every moment of their blind panic. This bizarre spoof has it
all over the recent rash of parodies: it's shorter (under half an hour) and
sillier, and it stars Jaws, Frankenstein's monster, and a handful of talking
thumbs with squished-together eyes, run-amok eyebrows, and overactive mouths
spewing nonstop nonsense. And it's pretty darn funny to boot.
Quick Rules. Be a fan. Why else would you be
here. You do not have to have a website, but if you do give me your URL
via the form...grab a code to link back. Do not direct link the button though
(save it to your own server) You link, I link. It is that simple and that
fair. It is allowed to make your own buttons. Just please take a minute to
send them to me, so I can
put them up here and give you proper credits. Fill in the form correctly, giving
me a proper email address and your country. See not that hard.
Need any other sizes? Let me
Savard || Mallow, baby! Marsh baby! Marsh Mallow!
Becca || Oh
Spit man Oh Spit, Were LOST!
|| There are two things he's not. A woman and a half a body guy!
|| Dude, be straight, be true ... what is shakin' and bakin' here?
FIND THE BLAIR THUMB
OH SPIT MAN
Vic: Aw, spit, man, spit!
[while being attacked by a shark in their tent]
Vic: Take the girl just leave us alone!
Vic: "I'm so glad it's
[Day after shark attack]
Stressy: Maybe it wasn't a shark, maybe it
was a deer
Vic: A deer? I hate to break it to you but
deers don't have dorsal fins or friggin' razor-sharp teeth
Frankenthumb: I sorry.
I got bad brain. Not help it.
Vic: What did you do to Jish?
Frankenthumb: Oh. He got broken up a little
Vic: Um sir, can we go?
Frankenthumb: No. I monster, must kill. We
Fisherman #1: Oh. The
Blair Thumb? Scary stuff.
Fisherman #2: Tell her what you heard!
Fisherman #1: Okay. There were these two
twins. The Briarly Twins. I think they were twins.
Fisherman #2: Twins that look alike!
Fisherman #1: They went into the woods.
They'd been there hundreds of times but this time they got lost! Couldn't find
their way. Then they saw this woman. She was up in the air, flllloating.
Fisherman #1: She took their heads and
switched 'em. Like it was a sick game. And then she took their bodies, she
switched 'em too. They came back lookin' like they's the same. But we all knew
they'd been all switched up!
Trailer Trash Thumb: A
lot of kids were disappearing in the woods, all mysterious like. And people
thought it might be... David Copperfield. In a stage show, he took a llama and
put it in a box. He closed the box and spinned it around. He opened up the box.
There's no llama! And you don't see that every day, there's a llama here, llama
gone. llama, no llama. Just chills you to the bones!
Stressy: I am so scared
right now! This is all my fault. I'm so alone. I just want to apologize to
Jish's mom. Jish is dismembered and everything. And to Vic's mom. Vic is really
freaked out right now. I love you Mom and Dad... and Ricky Martin. I'm scared to
close my eyes! I'm scared to open them! I'm scared to squint. I'm scared to
cross them. Maybe I could cross them.
[crosses her eyes]
"SHARK! GREAT WHITE!"
"Hit it on the nose!"
"It's called the snout!"
"No! That just pisses him off, don't you watch the Discovery Channel!?"
"I don't have cable!"